From: tubecity	Date: April 15th, 2005 08:47 am (UTC)		(Link)

What the heck?
50% General American English
25% Dixie
15% Yankee
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

I speak 25 percent DIXIE? Well shut my mouth and call me cornpone. I shonuff blame my relatives in southern Indiana for that. An here I thought Iza yinzer n'at.